If someone can say it as a base remark in a saloon bar then it’s not worthy of professional comedy. Stephen Fry A quote about rubbish comedy, from the recent Sam Harris, Making Sense Podcast. https://samharris.org/podcasts/147-stephen-fry/ http://www.stephenfry.com/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Fry https://twitter.com/stephenfry
Let’s not make this all about you honey Johnny Knoxville as Irving Zisman in Bad Grandpa This quote is more of a punchline to a scene in the film, but presumably, it’s an ad-libbed line which, when heard in context, elevates it to a greater height. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Knoxvillehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackass_Presents:_Bad_Grandpa
I’m a hard working lazy man Sir Billy Connolly https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-46747322https://twitter.com/Billy_Connollyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Connollyhttp://billyconnolly.com/
I’m Scared Lieutenant George The most poignant line in the whole of series 4. It slams the on the handbrake, whilst you are still laughing from the last illustration of absurdity. Read More at How Blackadder Goes Forth captured the absurd tragedy of war Lieutenant George was played by Hugh Laurie in ‘Blackadder Goes Forth’.…
Well, deserts aren’t always right. Mindy Simmons from ‘The Last Temptation of Homer’ https://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/The_Last_Temptation_of_Homer https://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/The_Last_Temptation_of_Homer/Quotes
They were your secrets for you to keep Hank Hill from ‘King of the Hill’ Series 03 Episode 13 Khan moans about spreading secrets, but was the one who started the spreading. https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/view_episode_scripts.php?tv-show=king-of-the-hill&episode=s03e13 https://jackfisherbooks.com/2018/06/01/profiles-in-noble-masculinity-hank-hill/
Hidden in the tone of my question is a clue as to my view on the subject. Dr Wyatt Dr Wyatt is the stern, no-nonsense, old-fashioned head of the Hospital Asylum. Played by David Bamber He’s under increasing pressure to have results at the asylum – to find some cures for the lunatics. But none…
Is something brilliant happening? Ivan Plapp In more enlightened times, Ivan’s lifetime would be spent polishing coals with his eyes in a trench of lampreys, on behalf of a demented serf rapist. This being 2005, Plapp is Commissioning Head of Spectacular Reality at Channel 7, the cutting-edge TV station at the forefront of knife-in-the-soul television,…
You’re gonna fuck an idiot Dan Ashcroft Dan Ashcroft is played by Julian Barrett in Nathan Barley
Pub etc Jonatton Yeah? Jonatton Yeah is played by Charlie Condou in Nathan Barley