Raising awareness is just another form of doing nothing Doug Stanhope From the live standup special – Doug Stanhope: Beer Hall Putsch (2013) As usual Doug Stanhope distils the argument down to its purest form. Keep up the good work! https://www.amazon.co.uk/Doug-Stanhope-Beer-Hall-Putsch/dp/B07PWB7HRH https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_Hall_Putsch_(album) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2833398/
National Lampoons Vacation – Metallic Pea – Quote You didn’t order the metallic pea? Ed, the car salesman Eugene Levy: Car Salesman – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085995/characters/nm0506405 In context Rusty Griswold: Dad, this is not the car you ordered! Clark Griswald: Settle down Russ. Let me handle this. Ed, uh… this is not the car I ordered. I…
My plan is to crowdsource a plan Sterling Archer Sterling Archer is a cartoon character played by H. Jon Benjamin in the program ‘Archer’ H. Jon Benjamin: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._Jon_Benjamin Archer: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archer_(2009_TV_series)
Not “how” how, you ass. “Why” how. Malory Archer Malory Archer is voiced by Jessica Walter. Malory Archer is Stirling Archer’s Mother. Stirling Archer is the main character in the animated sitcom Archer. Archer Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archer_(2009_TV_series) Archer IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1598645/ Jessica Walter Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Walter Oh! Oh, I cannot believe you. Are you out of your big…
What’s in the newspaper that’s so interesting? when there’s a real live fairy, next to you Spike Milligan Back in 1970-or-80-something, Spike Milligan was talking about spending time with his kids. He says, his kids would ask something… “When I’m busy and I would say ‘I’m sorry I’m reading the newspapers’”, he then asks himself,…
I just wanted to do something light and fun to distract me from the deep well of sadness that is my life. Bojack Horseman Bojack Horseman is a cartoon horse from the program of the same name and is voiced by Will Arnett. Bojack Horseman Website: http://bojackhorseman.com/ Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BoJack_Horseman twitter: https://twitter.com/BoJackHorseman Netflix: https://www.netflix.com/gb/title/70300800 Will Arnett…
If someone can say it as a base remark in a saloon bar then it’s not worthy of professional comedy. Stephen Fry A quote about rubbish comedy, from the recent Sam Harris, Making Sense Podcast.https://samharris.org/podcasts/147-stephen-fry/ http://www.stephenfry.com/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Fryhttps://twitter.com/stephenfry
Let’s not make this all about you honey Johnny Knoxville as Irving Zisman in Bad Grandpa This quote is more of a punchline to a scene in the film, but presumably, it’s an ad-libbed line which, when heard in context, elevates it to a greater height. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Knoxvillehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackass_Presents:_Bad_Grandpa
I’m a hard working lazy man Sir Billy Connolly https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-46747322https://twitter.com/Billy_Connollyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Connollyhttp://billyconnolly.com/
I’m Scared Lieutenant George The most poignant line in the whole of series 4. It slams the on the handbrake, whilst you are still laughing from the last illustration of absurdity. Read More at How Blackadder Goes Forth captured the absurd tragedy of war Lieutenant George was played by Hugh Laurie in ‘Blackadder Goes Forth’.…