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Comedy, Film, Funny, Quotes National Lampoons

National Lampoons Vacation – Metallic Pea – Quote

10th March 2020

National Lampoons Vacation – Metallic Pea – Quote You didn’t order the metallic pea? Ed, the car salesman Eugene Levy: Car Salesman – https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085995/characters/nm0506405 In context Rusty Griswold: Dad, this is not the car you ordered! Clark Griswald: Settle down Russ. Let me handle this. Ed, uh… this is not the car I ordered. I…

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Cartoons, Funny, Quotes, Television Rick & Morty

Rick Sanchez – Shuffling words – Quote

4th June 2019

Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad, Morty. Rick Sanchez Morty: You sold a gun to a murderer so you could play video games? Rick: Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad, Morty.…

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Homer Simpson – Le Grille – Quote

9th February 2019

What the hell is ‘le grille’? Homer Simpson

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Advice, Cartoons, Funny, Quotes Family Guy, Lois Griffin

Lois Griffin – Happiness – Quote

30th November 2018

The secret to happiness is burying all your true feelings and living a life of bland compromise. Lois Griffin from the Family Guy episode ‘Hot Pocket-Dial’ IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4863488/ Script: http://transcripts.foreverdreaming.org/viewtopic.php?f=430&t=23941

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mindy simmons - Mindy Simmons - Deserts - Quote
Cartoons, Comedy, Food, Funny, Quotes, Television Mindy Simmons, The Simpsons

Mindy Simmons – Deserts – Quote

16th October 2018

Well, deserts aren’t always right. Mindy Simmons from ‘The Last Temptation of Homer’ https://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/The_Last_Temptation_of_Homer https://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/The_Last_Temptation_of_Homer/Quotes

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Comedy, Funny, Medicine, Science, Television David Bamber, Dr Wyatt, Quacks

Dr Wyatt / David Bamber – Tone

29th August 2017

Hidden in the tone of my question is a clue as to my view on the subject. Dr Wyatt Dr Wyatt is the stern, no-nonsense, old-fashioned head of the Hospital Asylum. Played by David Bamber He’s under increasing pressure to have results at the asylum – to find some cures for the lunatics. But none…

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Art, Funny, Quotes Eelus, Street Art

Eelus – It’s a kick in the spuds #eelus

15th February 2017

It’s a kick in the spuds, I get it Eelus Eelus has a new print out, Read more here: http://us2.campaign-archive2.com/?u=fd71d1ced473cf1a5a06e1351&id=b8483aa9b5&e=ba6c92eecf You can see the print below And below is the print I have… you can see it in the Eelus Website Print Archive here

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Comedy, Funny, Philosophy, Quotes, Television Nick Offerman, Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson – #ronswanson #nickofferman

23rd September 2015

Never half arse two things. Whole arse one thing. Ron Swanson (Parks & Recreation) Ron Swanson is played by Nick Offerman He also sells wood based nick-nacks here #ronswanson #nickofferman

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Cartoons, Funny, Quotes, Television Mummy Pig, Peppa Pig

Mummy Pig

3rd October 2014

It’s a long way to go, to see a potato Mummy Pig Mummy Pig, from peppa Pig, talking about Mr Potato

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homer simpson - Homer Simpson
Cartoons, Comedy, Funny, Quotes, Television Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

Homer Simpson

14th July 2014

For once in my life, I’m confused. Homer Simpson

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